The Super Bowl is almost here! To no one’s surprise, the Patriots are back to defend their title. To everyone’s surprise, the Eagles have somehow managed to make it to the Superbowl on the back of Nick Foles. Nick Freaking Foles. It’s also interesting to see how many “Eagles” fans have suddenly popped out. As you can probably tell, I’m a bit butthurt when it comes to the Eagles this year. I’ve lost $200 dollars to various coworkers where I bet that the Bucs would have a better season than the Eagles this year. Long story short, my Bucs suck.
All jokes aside, the Super Bowl is a time of gathering with good friends. Good food, smack talking, and some cold brews are all part of the fun. If you don’t know anything about football, here are some phrases you can say to make it look like you do. “The Patriots need to establish the running game”, “the Eagles receiving corps is looking scary”, and “aww, cmon that’s pass interference”. You’ll be sure to look like a football expert.
All jokes aside, make sure to be responsible today. Ubers and Lyfts are the way to go when you know you’re going to be drinking. Use the promo code chrisw29505ue to get a free $10 Uber ride.
If you’re hungry and want to get food other than pizza, you should check out Postmates. You can get free delivery on any order form Chipotle using the promo code CHIPOTLEBOWL. Postmates is also great for getting more alcohol if your party is starting to run dry.
Here at deTeched, we hope you have a fun and safe Super Bowl. If you’re an Eagles fan, I hope the Patriots overcome another 28-3 deficit to win the Super Bowl on the back of the GOAT, Tom Brady.